Sunday, June 22, 2008

Some Sweet Shits in Life..!!


Ø Most of the time we’re linked to shame or pride that doesn’t really belong to us …
Ø Marriage is a business deal now… where the girl...Oh the “bride” is the good, and the apartment + the dower + the wedding is the price… so.. Ask about the prices first, because now it’s all about “how much do u have”…!!
Ø The girl is pampered only when she’s not married…
Ø Perfect wife for Egyptian man means: perfect extra-ordinary chef, knows how to clean well, knows how to adorn herself, giving much care to her body and favoured to ignore her mind… and knows the techniques of waiting her MAN, oh and of course .. SUBMISSIVE so the right equation would be “ perfect unpaid servant + woman in bed”!!!
Ø Bitches are the velvet of women, that’s why men love them and never marry them, because that way they can enjoy the pleasure only !!
Ø Having guests means that you’ll enjoy a wonderful night serving them…
Ø Families never run out of those sweet volunteers who spend their days and nights searching for grooms…so their visit actually means: get her ready for the show!!
Ø Freedom for the guy is a must to form his manhood rightly; where it’s a shame for the girl ...oh it’s the ultimate slackness…
Ø They classified women according to the virginity integument to : A miss and A madam, where
Miss means: “she’s not used yet, I can still be the first”,
Madam means: “burnt match Honey”.
Ø The real language of rings:
Engagement ring : “ sorry, reserved”.
Marriage ring: “ already taken.. why so late?”
Ø Acceleration for the guy means “ catch me if you can”… and believe me he’ll die to do… it’s his battle now !!
Ø The pregnant woman is like the machine and the land… the machine brings goods, and the woman brings humans, where the man’s sperms are the coins or the seeds…!!
Ø Every new day full of hope getting u closer to hope , maturity, achieving your goals.. is also getting u closer to death!!
Ø We’re living in this age where the dog is living like humans and served by them… and humans living like dogs !!
Ø We can choose how to live our life, although we never got the chance to choose this life … we’re born with an obligatory name, parents, history full of shame or pride, shape, country and religion… so you could fight to change few…
Ø Nothing really good or bad lasts…
Ø When the girl tell her fiancée I wanna go shopping.. she’s actually compensating a forgotten gift !!
Ø Man is never attracted to a girl mentally unless he is attracted physically… even the ugly guys!!
Ø Marriage is like death, as there’s no more chances, but marriage is optional end, you choose when and whom to marry, and we never do with death…
Ø Life is about progress, and females taste this progress better as follows:
1- when she’s a child, she’s parents property..
2- when she’s miss, she’s ready to be sold…
3- when she’s a madam, she’s a husband’s property…
Ø Smart husband allows his wife to work… not because he believes in her independence…but for two reasons: working wife means: busy cooking, cleaning, working, bringing up kids, so she’s got no time to discover his betrayal… and the second is sharing the expenditures…
Ø Men believe in equality between men and women.. only when they need women to share in the house expenditures !!
Ø The most beautiful and desirable creature “ woman”, is the most dangerous, and the most attacked !!
Ø Life never run out of ways to humiliate women … in every age, every country… every history…creative ways with silly justifications…
Ø Food and sex are the most wanted desires… but both needs a washout after !!
Ø People spend their times protecting their lives .. although it’s the only surely lost thing…
Ø People waste their present thinking of either their past or their future… although they don’t form both… history is history.. and future will never come with this lost present…!!
Ø We need pain to taste relief, we need sorrow to taste happiness, and we need darkness to enjoy the light !!
Ø Alimony is the obligatory price, the husband pays for his bad luck !!
Ø We spend our lives caring about satisfying people… although we’re sure they’ll never be satisfied…